Winter Poem ;)

It's wintertime in Canada
And gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.
Oh, I love my Canada,
When snow's up to my butt.
I take a breath of winter air
And my nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather's wonderful.
I guess I'll hang around,
Cuz I could never really leave...
I'm frozen to the ground!

author unknown ;)